ganked from eponymous_rose. this is fun! the rules:
2. Go to IMDb and find a quotATION from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Don't cheat, or you'll be put on academic probation, and nobody wants that.
A: Sorry [B], I don't have a dime.
B: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
A: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis.
A: Who are you? What's your name?
B: Well, usually I'm [B], but I'm not quite myself today.
#1 Clue. Ably ID'd by chatastic
A: Why would he want to kill you in public?
B: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
#2 The Last Unicorn. ID'd by scarletsherlock
A: Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
B: Oh, she'll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that I caught her, and I held her prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh?
#3: Star Wars, original recipe. ID'd by jamon147
A: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.
B: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
#5 Ferris Bueller's Day Off. ID'd by shinguard
A: Hey, [X]. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
#7 Dogma. ID'd by chatastic
A: Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.
#8 Grosse Pointe Blank. ID'd by jamon147
A: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I do have a very nice cat.
A: Not the same.
B: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
A: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
B: I respect its privacy.
#9 Disney's Sword in the Stone. ID'd by jamon147
A: Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
#10 Bringing Up Baby. ID'd by eponymous_rose
A: Now don't lose your head, [B].
B: My what?
A: Don't lose your head!
B: I've got my head, I've lost my leopard!
#11 Thomas Crown Affair. ID'd by shinguard
A: What was it?
B: Nice little Renoir...
A: Oh... Renoir
A: Nice little copy?
B: We'll never know will we?
#12 Jurassic Park. ID'd by jamon147
A: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?
B: No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.
A: Now all we need is the third man.
B: Well, if it isn't Orson Welles, I can't be of any immediate help.
A: [X], you are about as politically correct as a Nuremberg rally.
A: I've got a memory like an elephant... that's lost its memory.
#1 X Files. ID'd by chatastic
A: Your contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction, was, at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
#2 Avengers. ID'd by eponymous_rose
A: Would you like a drink?
#6 Monty Python's Flying Circus. ID'd by gr33bo
A: Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
#7 Sports Night. ID'd by shinguard
A: What did you do?
B: I did what I do, [A]. I did what I do.
A: You screwed up your romantic life in front of fifth-graders?
#8 House MD. ID'd by jamon147
A: The healer with his magic powers! I could rub his gentle brow for hours. His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, Everything about him leaves me raw—
B: Psych ward's upstairs.
A: —with joy. Oh, [B] your very name will never leave this girl the same.
#9 Law & Order, original recipe. ID'd by eponymous_rose
A: I got another body coming in. Guy took a javelin to the chest.
B: Why are you still in this line of work?
A: Free javelins.
#10 Sherlock Holmes, Granada Version. ID'd by chatastic
A: I wonder if you'd do me the very great kindness of considering the possibility of waking up?
B: I assume you have a good reason.
A: Are you game for a drive?
B: Certainly. But... Does it have to be this early?
A: I have a little theory I wish to test.
B: Is anyone's life at stake?
A: Certainly not.
B: Would it be possible to test your theory a little later this morning?
I'm a bit afraid that either I've chosen quotations that are either ridiculously easy or are from films/shows that nobody has seen. prove me wrong!